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Bill Gates, Richard Stallman and a hacker got stuck in an elevator together. To pass the time, they started reading a book of Pushkin's poetry. Suddenly, the elevator started to shake and they all panicked. But the hacker, being a hacker, managed to open the doors just in time before they fell to their doom. As they stepped out, a beautiful woman in tight leggings walked by. Bill Gates turned to the others and said, "Wow, I wish I had Windows to look through." Richard Stallman huffed indignantly and said, "I would rather use Linux." But the hacker, being a true gentleman, simply smiled and said, "I prefer the view I already have."